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TIMBOXRELOADED TUMBLR POST # 2,548

I send out this message to all users on the internet.

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Because I was now being shown the error of my ways by some of you, and especially because girls just don’t like guys that cry over trolls, don’t do anything, and have creepy obsessions like a Lucy Liu obsession while they “ship” characters in relationships (I can now understand that the Dexter x Blossom ship of mine is very awkward), I, Timothy Robert McKenzie, am therefore now guilty of putting my own self out there on the internet in the first place; because of the way I took the internet WAY TOO SERIOUSLY,  I have now been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words, things that I put out there on the internet. And the fact that people made fun of me just because they just don’t know me or my family have now befallen me; and so, the way I put myself on the internet for all to see needs to STOP RIGHT NOW!; I must grow up and move on and improve myself and re-evaluate my entire life so I can make my dreams a reality!

Yes, sure, I can still pop up posting stuff on the internet, as long as I don’t put my personal stuff and personal information out there on the internet, and yes, I’ve been posting stuff on the internet for 10 years too long now…

But it is WAY better for me to forgive those who used the internet and especially those whom I scared to death on the internet, and forget the error of my ways, as told by my mother, father, two brothers, as well as by Jesus, and to forgive or forget is also the way of our almighty God. 

And so, to those who used the internet, and especially to those who are all frightened to death especially by my ways and especially the way I don’t do anything and all the creepy stuff that I do on the internet, of all people,  I am really, sincerely, truly, madly, and deeply sorry for what I’ve done on the internet.

Yes, I may still pop up somewhere posting cool stuff on the internet sometimes, but all I ask for even those whom I scared to death especially with my creepy internet stuff is to forgive me for the very things I say and do on the internet, and for all of them to be safe and sound from my creepy internet stuff.

I repeat: I can still post cool stuff on the internet from time to time, but I must lay low on the internet sometimes.

So please, forget about me for now.

Please, forget about my creepy internet ways.

And please, disband all hatred and disgust at my ways on the internet and the creepy stuff that I put out there on the internet for now.

T.T.F.N. (Ta-Ta for now)

And goodbye, internet, just for now.

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